1 | Pandering To The Locals! | 7:13 |
2 | My Child Is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said! | 8:38 |
3 | Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little To Say In The Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant And Thus, Great Sources Of Ridicule! | 2:48 |
4 | Untitled | 4:17 |
5 | Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina And Anus! | 5:10 |
6 | When It Comes To Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive As Obnoxious And Annoying I Present As "Quirky" But It's Okay To Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish! | 6:01 |
7 | Weathermen Have Become, For The Most Part, Obsolete! | 2:53 |
8 | A Rapid Series Of Comical Noises! | 3:57 |
9 | Even Though I Am In The Closet, That Won't Prevent Me From Getting Cheap Laughs At The Expense Of Homosexuals! | 2:37 |
10 | I've Taken A Popular Contemporary Pop Song And Changed The Lyrics To Comment On The Proliferation Of Starbucks In My Neighborhood! | 3:16 |
11 | Certain Leaders In Government Look Or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References! | 4:51 |
12 | My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny! | 13:37 |
13 | When All Is Said And Done, I Am Lonely And Miserable And Barely Able To Mask My Contempt For The Audience As I Trot Out The Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since The Mid-Eighties! | 5:15 |