1 | My Songs Would Be Significantly Less Sucky If I Bothered To Save Up For More Powerful Recording Equipment |
2 | Irish Eyes Are Smiling (At My Wongdong Sweet Poontong) |
3 | Pisspoor Excuse For A Shoehorn |
4 | Trading Card Shenanigan |
5 | Keybord |
6 | 12345 |
7 | It Means I Love You |
8 | Dialling Incorrect Phone Numbers Does Very Little Towards Reducing Stress |
9 | My Third Shrinkity-Dink-Dink (Mr. Mustache) |
10 | Notes |
11 | All The People I Work With Don't Suck Balls Anymore |
12 | Loving To Love With You |
13 | Pinhead + Diver Down = Aah! (Rounded To The Nearest Decimal, Of Course) |
14 | My Cold, Empty, Dying Soul |
15 | Hot Rockin 2Nite (Live) |
16 | Dreary Old Lonesome Potato |
17 | Lefties, Righties, We're All One In The Pearly Gates Of Hellfire |
18 | Mark D. Prindle |
19 | Jogging Is The Bestest |
20 | All The People I Work With Suck Balls |
21 | Length = Quality (Not Just In Cocks, But In Life) |
22 | Noiznotes |
23 | I'm Not An Alcoholic (I Drink Because I'm Depressed) |
24 | Working Late? More Like "Jerking Nate," If You Ask Me! |
25 | Shiftylifty |
26 | The Post-Man Only Rings Untrue |
27 | Mold On My Shower Curtain Is A-OK! |
28 | Furnished With A Caboose |
29 | Hurting You In A Malicious Manner |
30 | Honey Child, You Ain't Lived Until You've Drafted A Press Release Announcing That GameSpy Industries Has Received An Equity Investment From Michael Ovitz And The Yucaipa Companies |
31 | Innocence Lost |
32 | Angst |
33 | Lollipops And Daffodils And Cinnamon And Spice |
34 | Get Your Knitting Needle Out Of My Ass! |
35 | Disco Jaws |
36 | Antonio Banderas Naked |
37 | Fastcleans |
38 | Notechord |
39 | Kibble! |
40 | God Rules |