1 | Fluid-Filled Lung Sack |
2 | Saliva Sprinkler |
3 | Eat Shit ... And Live! |
4 | Exploding Artery |
5 | Eruption Of Pus |
6 | II Excrement |
7 | Quit Shrieking In My Ear |
8 | "Your Problem Is That You Only Play Fast All The Time" |
9 | It Would Be Way Too Predictable If We Mentioned "Death" Again |
10 | Your Unlistenable Musical Masturbations Aren't Quite As Interesting As Mine |
11 | Surprising Ending |
12 | We're Funny And If You Don't Agree, You're Stupid |
13 | "In 20 Years I'll Probably Like Your Music, But Right Now I Think You're A Total Dick" |
14 | The More You Frown, The More I Smile |
15 | "If You Keep Saying Things Like That, No One Will Like You" |
16 | Unexpected Death |
17 | "You Aren't Being Avantgarde In The Correct Way" |
18 | III Mania |
19 | I Just Whaled On A Music Critic With A Baseball Bat |
20 | Take Me Seriously Or I'll Start Crying |
21 | Erupting With Pus |
22 | Crank Up The "Bullshit" Knob To 10 |
23 | I Released 78.032 Different Compact Discs Of Improvised Music Last Week (And Sold 14) |
24 | "How Does It Feel When Someone Does That To You?" |
25 | Non Compliant Raging Torrent |
26 | Eruption |
27 | Give That Guy Some More Press Coverage! Quick! |
28 | I. Blood |
29 | It's Shit! |
30 | Please Chop Off Your Penis (Now) |
31 | "I Take My Hangovers Like A Real Man" |
32 | Eruption Of Non Compliant Pus In The Plague Of Mediocrity |
33 | Why Can't I Shit? |
34 | 0. Prologue |
35 | "Why Must You Always Say Such Shocking Things?" |
36 | The Pat Boone Of "Improvised Music" Walks Among Us |
37 | Begin With A Dribble, End With A Very Strong Downbeat Cue |
38 | Raging Torrent |
39 | Serious Music With Sardonic Song Titles |
40 | Feel / Smell / Taste / Hear / Touch The Shit |
41 | Pretending To Wreck My Musical Equipment Makes Me Feel Tough |
42 | Another Incredible Display Of Physical Exertion |
43 | I Made A Phony "Tribute Album" To Make Fun Of Self-Righteous Know-It-Alls (And It Worked!) |